Friday, April 15, 2011

The Big revenge

Me and my big sister Ashley have been fighting a lot lately. She hit me so hard in the gut it almost made me throw up. And she locked me in this closest. And now I am stuck in it. And so bored. It's also most nothing in it but a Toy Car, Plastic knife, Straw, Necklace, Bobby pin, Hair bands and a Business card. Now the first thing I have to do is how to get out of this locked door.

 The First thing I will try to do is turn the hair pin at a 90 degree angle and try to unlock the lock door.
 15 minutes later it has done a little bit but not much. Next I tried twisting the knife in a way that it would go in the lock if I was lucky… Well I was lucky it some how worked!!  I unlock the door! Now it's revenge time! But wait the worst thing that could happen she is coming up to see if I'm still there! Shes coming up the stairs!

I'll have make something fast of what I got.
(Mission to Make a catapult)
  1. Put toy car down
  2. Snap plastic knife in toy car
  3. Put hair clip in the hair band
  4. Drop the hair band over the knife
  5. Hold on to the toy car
  6. Put the straw over some of the knife
    7.    Pull hair band back with the hair clip

 And...

Flick!!
Hey!! Who did that! called my sister.  Now for the worst part run like heck! But in the end me and my sister got along for the rest of the day and I felt bad that I hit her so I gave her one of my best golden
necklesses. The next day it started all over again.

Friday, April 8, 2011

The big play

The Huge Champion ship game The Packers vs The Bears. Been some great plays and been some bad plays. Jay Culter like is he is throwing at lest 2 interceptions a game has thrown 2 interceptions
to Sam Shields had gotten two interceptions this game and the Packers were tied with the ugly Bears. (14 to 14) And guess who wins the game for the Packers and he's one of the biggest guys on the team, Bj Raji!
returned it to a touchdown! I believe that if he did not score that touchdown the Packers would have lost and would have not went to the super bowl and won it if it was not for that touchdown from Raji.

Green Bay Packers vs. Top Chicago Bears vs. Heading To Super Bowl

The Hundredth Dove

In the story “The Hundredth dove” by Jane Yolen you get to know a fowler named Hugh who would supply the king’s table with birds (Doves). The big birds he would use his bow to hunt with. But then for the smaller birds Hugh would use a net that is soft and so fine that no bird would get hurt. And Hugh’s big problem for this story is he needs to get one hundred birds for the Kings wedding feast.
Now for the beginning of the story the King calls Hugh to the king’s presence. The king said that he is getting married in one week. Then Hugh meets the Kings soon to be wife. When Hugh stared at her Hugh thought she was “as neat as a bird, slim and fair, with black eyes the most beautiful person he as ever seen”. Then Hugh took the tiny hand that was offered to him and did not dare to kiss the gold ring that glittered on her finger. Then that is when the king tells Hugh he wants one hundred birds for the wedding. But then Lady Columbia the bride gasped and held up her hand “Please do not serve them sire” but then the “King said” I have spoken. Do not fail me fowler.”
Hugh was not going to fail the King. So then Hugh went right back to his cottage deep in the forest where he lived and started searching the net for snags and snarls and weakened threads and removed them with great care. After a day and night he was done. Before dawn Hugh set out into the forest. He waited a whole day neither moving nor a sleep. At dusk doves came, settling over the sky like gray mist. And when they were down in a greedily feeding, Huge swung over with the net and got 21 doves in the net. Then he went back home and went to sleep.
The next morning Hugh again he threw his net at dusk and caught twenty fat gray dove and one single white one. The white dove slipped through his net as easily as air and escaped. Since that day Hugh has been hunting for 5 days and only caught nineteen doves. Hugh was one was only one dove left from getting one hundred doves. On the sixth day Hugh caught the white dove and it ends up being the queen which is the white dove and Hugh ends up killing the white dove. And the next day Hugh went back to the castle with 99 live doves and one dead one but in the end there was no wedding!
 I believe that this story was very weird! In a way to me it sounded random. It’s all about the fowler getting doves for the king’s wedding. First what’s kind of weird that the author would write about something that is kind of not so boring. Then the second weirdest thing is that one of the Doves happened to be the queen. And then Hugh kills the queen (as a Dove) when she is offering gold, silver and so many other things and Hugh ends up killing her! It just seemed like a lot of it did not make since and it in a way sounded random.
 In the end the fowler gave up hunting and lived on berries and fruit for the rest of his life. Every day he made his way to clear to throwing out grain for the birds. But though songbirds and sparrow ate his grain, and swallows came at his calling, he never saw another dove again.